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"Cloud81918" (Cloud81918) 08/26/2013 at 17:16 • Filed to: None

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Your best friend made a time machine out of toilet paper tubes and broken Xbox 360s. Saddly one of the Xboxs had a copy of a NASCAR racing game stuck inside of it and now the machine will only go back to 1949 where it forces you to enter the "Strickly Stock" class of NASCARs first race under the alias of "Mike Honcho". Which of the following cars to you pick to take back with you and why?

DMC12 Deloreon: Because you saw it once in a movie about a time machine and you are un-inventive. (Hmmm, perhaps I am un-inventive because I gave you this choice).

89 Ford Tempo with All Wheel Drive: Because this is one of your choices

1984 F-body Caramo: Because breakdown

Honda S2000: Because Vtec

Subaru Brat: Because seats in bed to avoid chicken tax.

1948 Kaiser: Because you can at least find parts.

In selecting your car, understand that winning the race is important as it turns out that inside the winners cup is a Wolfenstein disc (I have no idea how it got there). Once inserted into one of the Xbox 360s, the disc will make the time machine travel a bit further back in time where/when you can kill Hilter with a brand new Mercedes.

Here is the video, see you already did it.

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Please explain your choice. Feel free to tell a story on how the race will play out.

10000 Internets to the winner.

desertdog5051 > Cloud81918 08/26/2013 at 17:31

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Camaro. They will recognize the Chevrolet brand and it looks more futuristic and aerodynamic than the Ford.

Even with it's anemic power level, it still has more power than most stock stuff from 1949.

Bandit > Cloud81918 08/26/2013 at 17:44

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1984 Camaro Z28. It would be pretty easy to hoon this thing around a dirt track and win a race.

kouryuuk > Cloud81918 08/26/2013 at 17:50

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The Smart choice wold be the Kaiser, the fun choice would be the S2000 or the Brat, that's why I am going with the Tempo with AWD. With its 95 horsepower the HSO I4 should easily match the flathead V8's of the times 100 horsepower. Add that to the fact the Tempo has the optional AWD for added traction in a more modern suspension setup would make the Tempo an easy winner. In the case of a breakdown or total failure, I am sure you could find a way to cram a flathead V8 in and ditch the AWD for some good old fashion RWD. The race would be close (as to not anger or tip off the locals. I would be in the middle of the pack, holding off the Tempo's furious 95 hp till about halfway through the race where a crash would take out the crowd favorite and I would move to first and hold that position till the end.

Cloud81918 > kouryuuk 08/26/2013 at 22:52

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I think you win.

One thing of note however, the AWD Tempo got the 2.3l highput 4 that was rated at a much more lofty 99HP. Saddly because of that I have to dock you 1 Internets. Still though 9999 Internets in one day! Way the go. You won the race, you ran over Hitler!!!

Feel free to call your bank up and tell them about your win, they'll be able to promptly transfer your newly aquired internets into the currency of your choice at what ever the current exchange rate is. Just tell them how many internets you won, no lying though.

kouryuuk > Cloud81918 08/26/2013 at 23:05

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WHOOOOOOO!

Redacted, you are correct. Also look at that torque!

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Cloud81918 > kouryuuk 08/26/2013 at 23:11

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I don't recall exactly when the HO came out , but my 89 had one. Yeah it was pretty much awesome. The extra 4 HP really woke the car up. Turned the fumpy little econobox into a race car in sheeps clothing. Pretty sure those last 4 horses were on Bear hormone treatments. It makes sense the Bugatti followed the same formula when making the Veyron, loads of power and AWD FTW; Of course they used turbos, cheaters.

Hehe.